The Story of Baz the Bodacious Penguin
August 4, 2020
Top Secret Information- not to be revealed under any conditions This is no ordinary penguin, he is one of RIA’s best undercover agents. He has an optimal position to spy on all illicit ongoing activities in Razailand (there’s a lot) and generally keeps an eye out. Everything about him from the pointiness of his nose to the color of his scarf has been carefully selected by experts to make him look as innocent as possible and to not bring attention to him-but that was their fatal flaw! He looks way too innocent and that’s how we know he is in fact a spy. Also, that little snowflake is, in fact, a high-tech gadget (we are not sure what it does yet but we have our best teacher, computer scientist, asystems analyst, bioengineer and her loyal henchwoman on the job). Some fun facts about him: he is known to have the devil’s luck, has single-handedly saved the world lots of times (who knew the world was in peril so often?), and hates it when people forget that penguins are birds. “Just because we can’t fly and look awfully cute does not mean we are a whole new species” (quote found by confidential sources but it required lots of decryption, a rat, Mexican cheese, a voltmeter, and lots of motivation walks). Again we repeat: this is highly confidential information and if in the wrong hands it will lead to a major rat revolution also it may or may not self-destruct in the near future. You have been warned!
